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You may see things differently, but this is how I view my life.


I've Been A Bad, Bad Girl

~ I broke into my neighborhood church with a bunch of friends. We found a very large bag confetti and decided to decorate the chapel with it. Then we went down to the cafeteria (the church also has a pre-school) and helped ourselves to the fridge.

~ I've lit fires in the playhouse.

~ I've snuck out of the house and TP'd the neighbor's house that lived right across the street from us. I put soap in their sprinkler heads, put a maxi pad with ketchup on it and stuck it to the window of their truck, put the TP all over their grass (hoping the sprinklers would come on that night).

~ I used to smoke the cigarettes left behind from my parent's friends.

~ I used to beat up the Vietnamese girl that lived next door to me because I could.

~ I made that poor girl say Truck only it came out Fuck.

~ My first kiss was her brother Jeremy. He was an older boy. And my cousin made me kiss him.

~ I used to look at my dad's Playboy's and read the Bio's on the Centerfolds. (No I'm not gay, I was just curious)

That's all the bad shit I can think of at the moment. I'm sure there are many, many more bad things I've done before I was 12.


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