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You may see things differently, but this is how I view my life.


White Trash Wedding

Highlights of the trashiest and most undraditional but the funnest wedding ever. Plus it makes for a great story.

Have you ever been to a wedding where:
~ They play "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson for the Bridesmaids and Groomsmen while they walk down the isle.

~ Someone shouts out "KISS HER", as if he's at a basketball game yelling at the ref. for making a bad call, while the bride and groom are staring into each others eyes.

~ Soft porn is happening on the dance floor during the reception.

~ Not only is everyone drunk, but they are stoned too.

~ After the reception, everyone goes back to the newlywed's hotel room to party some more then the hotel manager comes up and moves you all to your own private room in the basement of the hotel so you don't disturb anymore guests.

~ Most of the girls (including the bride) get up on the table and BA everyone.

I have, and it was the best damn wedding I've ever been too.

True Story from the Wedding

I went to the wedding with my best friend Carrie and some other people. On our way to the hotel for the after party, we stopped at a mini mart for some beer. Well, on the way there my lips were dry so I needed to reapply my lipstick. I dig in my purse and I couldn’t see shit since it was dark and I was drunk and couldn’t find what I was looking for. So I finally grab my lip liner and put that on. Then I find my lipstick and put that on. I did this without a mirror or any light.

We get to the mini mart, some other guys that Carrie and I went to High School with got there at the same time as us. We go inside and we’re like “What’s uppppp?” The guy’s all “Dude, what you got all over your lips.” And I’m like “What are you talking about? It’s lipstick!” The guy says “It’s black”. Oh shit! I had put on my eyeliner, instead of my lip liner. I couldn’t get the shit off all night.


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